So I was just looking back through my Twitter page for a specific link I had posted, when I actually laughed out loud at some of the things I had recently tweeted myself. Not the tweets where I'm sharing something I find interesting, or music I'm listening to or books I'm reading. I mean the tweets I actually compose myself. Now I share with you, dear readers, some of my recently tweeted nonsense. They are in order from most recent to least recent, and are all from the month of September. Some of these also showed up as Facebook statuses, so if you're friends with me on there this may be repetitive for you. Enjoy!
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Apparently, the words "glorified babysitter" should be inserted somewhere into my job description. - 9/21/11
Going to some family thing with Josh & his mother. We're not even there yet and I'm already exhausted and irritated. - 9/18/11
Seriously Facebook, stop fucking with things. Every time I get used to it you change shit around. Knock it off. - 9/18/11
Gotta love the names of the late-night softcore porn movies on HBO. "Bikini Frankenstein." Hilarious. - 9/17/11
Walking a mile in 3 inch heels, even though they're on my favorite, most comfortable pair of boots, was not a great idea. - 9/16/11
Hermes, Sephora, True Religion, countless shoe stores....the retail gods tease me when I'm walking to & from the PATH station. - 9/15/11
Extra innings are only fun when your team wins. - 9/15/11
Retweeted from @MauriceBlitz: I would like to someday be able to raise a question and watch it grow into an answer. - 9/14/11
What's got 2 thumbs and an interview at NY Mag on Friday? This girl! - 9/14/11
"Other people will try to make you miserable; don't help them by doing the job yourself." - Laurell K. Hamilton - 9/13/11
Trying to avoid my regularly scheduled Sunday night anxiety attack... - 9/12/11
I am the picture of laziness today. I'd take a picture of it, but I'm too lazy to do so. - 9/10/11
Someone told me today "You have a beautiful face,but why do you look so stressed out?" Um, maybe because I am. But thanks for the compliment. - 9/10/11
It's been 20 years since the first Lollapalooza? Holy shit I'm old. - 9/9/11
Pissed does not even begin to describe what I am right now. - 9/7/11
Left my good umbrella on the train & had to buy a piece of crap one from a street vendor. One good wind gust & this thing's toast. - 9/6/11
Come ON NyQuil, do your job already! - 9/3/11
No reason for my job to call me on my day off w/an "urgent" matter.I'm not on deadline, & it's not a life or death industry. Leave me alone. - 9/2/11
Retweeted from @DaddysPetSupply: It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being - 9/2/11
