Friday, February 18, 2011

Yep, I started a blog.

So after several people suggesting that I start my own blog since I always have something to say...well, I did. Since it's nearly 3am and I really need to be asleep, this first post will just be some random stuff about me, like an introduction. I promise the posts will get more interesting from here on out. :)

*NJ Gypsy Queen
*Member of The Dirty Diamonds, Girls of Modified, and Angels With Ink.

*part-time alt/tattooed model
*former punk rock singer for the band Pop-Up Porn
*rescuer of animals
*world's biggest klutz, seriously
*mouth like a trucker

A ridiculous amount of my memory capacity seems to be dedicated to song lyrics.

I have several tattoos and I want more.

I have this weird habit of bending paper clips into and out of shapes when I'm at work.

At any given time I have at least 3 shades of lip gloss in whichever purse/bag I'm carrying.

I love my family, friends, and animals and don't know what I'd do without any of them.

The beach is my favorite place to be.

I love music and seriously don't think I could live without it.

I have a major shoe and purse addiction.
Give me a burger and a beer and I'm a happy girl.
There is always a bottle of Pepsi in my fridge.

My first crush was Jack Tripper. My second crush was Hawkeye Pierce.
I make a mean chocolate chip cheesecake.

"Appetite for Destruction" by Guns N' Roses is the only album which I own in 4 formats: vinyl, cassette, CD, and mp3.

"Ave Maria" affects me like no other piece of music ever written.

The song "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins creeps me out so much I can't hear even 2 seconds of it.

One of my favorite completely random things to do is watch competitive dog shows on TV.

Two of my favorite TV characters of all time are Alice on The Honeymooners and Karen on Will & Grace.

My favorite piece of art is Van Gogh's "Starry Night."

I love interesting little dive bars.
I'm late for everything.
I can cross my eyes.

I fucking HATE clowns.

I'm VERY impatient.
I have a wicked temper.

I can be quite sarcastic.
I have a tendency to be brutally honest, I sugarcoat nothing and I rarely edit myself. If I think you're an asshole, I'll tell you so.
I offer no apologies for who and what I am.


  1. You got to start sometime! I look forward in reading your fun posts! Ruth

  2. It is frightening how similar we are in some ways and completely different in others. Love ya, Melanie!